Sorry I wasn't around on your first birthday this fall and I couldn't wish you anything. But here I can say anything I want.
Actually I didn't like you from the start.. You were so harsh with my friends and family. I was really annoyed when you came and depressed when you didn't leave soon. I don't want to be mean but it seems like everything got out of control after you came. I really hope that you didn't visit all families and all people.
Usually people don't realize you've come at first. But when they do it is too late for them to change anything and they need to put tremendous effort to get rid of you.
I really wish you moved to some other planet where no human being exists. You're going to make everyone happy by doing this!
Let this New Year be the last one we celebrate together as we need to say goodbye to each other.